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A small sample:
Stanís two favorite Shakespearean plays are Romeo and Juliet.
Stan advises that is very hard to eat soup with a mustache. Itís quite a strain.
In a stunning coincidence, the Home Rangers have discovered that their wives all have the same favorite word. The last one.
Never try to guess your wife's size. Just buy her anything marked "petite" and hold on to the receipt.
Never criticize a man until youíve walked a mile in his shoes. First, youíll be a mile away, and second, youíll have his shoes.
Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
A man who says marriage is a 50-50 proposition doesn't understand two things: 1 - Women, 2 - Fractions.
Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with something bigger and heavier.
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